Curris Wrote:Try Class: Animal Tamer.
Or Class: Monk?
Kíeros Wrote:> How about Trigonometry? That's always a good class.
zodiacSynthesis Wrote:>Class: First
Raf0096 Wrote:>Class: Blue Mage
armordude1 Wrote:Class : Flibbertigibbet (yes it's a real word; a foolish person, usually a woman)
"Well, it's a search engine, and nothing around here is attacking me yet, so I might as well browse around.."
Lonewolfeslayer Wrote:> Sencontroller ( Able to manipulate the life energies around you) Base on your character you can materialize your Sen, manipulate it or transform it.
She types in a pair of words, and taps the magnifying-glass button.
Animal Tamer: 2 results found.
Beastmaster:
It's fun having other creatures do all the work for you until they're all gone and you have no idea how to fend for yourself alone.
Animalist:
Learn all your skills from the animals. You know, the same creatures people kill and eat every day?
"..I guess whoever wrote these descriptions was in a really bad mood or something."
Monk: 5 results found.
Fist Monk:
Fight with your fists! It's not like weapons were invented for a reason or anything.
Staff Monk:
Sort of like a more stylized Fighter with a somewhat less deadly, more breakable weapon of choice.
Improv Monk:
For those who enjoy wielding tables and torches as weapons. Better keep some silverware handy on long trips.
White Monk:
Can't fight as well as a Fist Monk; can't heal as well as a Cleric; can't survive more than a few blows.
Zen Monk:
Really just a Fist Monk who doesn't understand how basic logic works. 'Mu', yourself!
"Okay, so maybe the idea was to make all the class descriptions useless and sarcastic as a..joke?"
Trigonometry: 1 result found.
Trigonometrist:
Use triangle-based mathematics to fight. You're the one who thought to choose this class, so obviously you can figure out how to use it properly.
"I don't understand math. At all. So even if it's a great class in theory...this would be a really terrible choice for me."
First: No results. Try again, smart***.
"I wonder if it says that when I type in just random letters.."
Lkjdasfij: No results. Did you trip on your own fingers somehow?
"Huh."
Blue Mage: 2 results found.
Mimic Mage:
Learn magic by experiencing its effects for yourself. Good luck learning anything halfway powerful. Strange restrictions abound, by the way.
Monster Mage:
Wield the magic of monsters! You know, those creatures everybody hates and treat as pests for heroes to regularly exterminate.
Flibbertigibbit: 1 result found.
Chatterbox Fool:
More vocal and thus more annoying than your standard Fool; just as useless, if not worse, in most situations.
"Sen..do you mean 'Shen'? Guess I'll see what happens if I type it your way.."
Sencontroller: 2 results found.
Spirit Caster:
Don't expect to be able to rip souls out of bodies until long after all of your enemies are utterly immune to that sort of thing.
Qi Caster:
Yeah, just keep telling yourself that technically you're not using magic, and I'm sure the enemy mage's wards will politely stop blocking your attacks.
"Well..I don't want to stand here all day, and some of these at least sound pretty cool. It saved a history of the searches, so I just need to go to a class and confirm I want to take it."
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